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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Retards, Part One

Should we all just chip in and help these morons get a life already?

While Princess Diana's loyal fans gathered outside her former home yesterday to mark the eighth anniversary of her death, it was business as usual for the royal family.

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Many of those who came to pay their respects were upset that Charles is now married to the former Camilla Parker Bowles, the woman Diana had blamed for the failure of her marriage.

One of the many anti-Camilla messages taped to the gates at Kensington Palace said, "Adulterers will be punished on judgment day."


Um, wasn't Saint Di also adulterous? Hmmm, yes, yes she was. Whether it was payback or not is irrelevant. But, you know, extra points for the super-creepy "message taped to the gates". Off our meds again, are we?

"Every year is hard but it's been more so this year because Charles married. I can't even say her name," said Julie Cain.

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"She (Diana) is our queen of hearts. You never forget your queen of hearts," said delivery driver Raymond Nurse, 44. "Camilla – they will forget her, she's rubbish – but not our Diana."


Sigh. These people are sound arguments for bringing back the lobotomy, or at least a good trepanation or two. It's nice that these weirdos take long enough of a break from combing their dead mothers' hair to come out of their respective basements, but shit. Shouldn't they be getting ready to release some doves at the next Michael Jackson trial?

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