Friday, May 02, 2008

Let Them Eat Valtrex

Via alicublog, it appears that Teen 'murka's favorite blow-up dolls, like, have, you know, like um opinions 'n' stuff?

We'll admit, it never would have even occurred to us to ask Hills star Lauren Conrad about her personal politics if her arch-nemesis, Heidi Montag, hadn't come out earlier this month as a McCain supporter. After that, we didn't really have a choice. When we saw Conrad at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner on Saturday, we asked her who would have her vote. "You know what? I believe in a private ballot," she said. "I’ve done several things to, like, encourage people to vote. But I think when you go in and endorse somebody it kind of affects how people look at you or look at candidates."

I'll say. What a relief. If these two brain-dead, self-absorbed Valley cows started singing Obama's praises (because, like, they'd, like nevuhr vote for, like the, you know, Cankle Queen, like ZOMG), I'd have to sit this one out, just on principle.

Can't wait to see these dingbats in twenty years, bitter, burned-out, botoxed and paxiled, reminding everyone of who they used to be, furiously fucking each others' pool boys for rank in their OC tanorexic milf clique.

It's a damned shame someone couldn't have chained the doors shut at the WHCD and just converted the entire room into soylent green, or even pothole filler. At least there would have been some use for it then.

1 comment:

roy edroso said...

OC tanorexic milf clique has a certain ring to it. So does milf clique by itself. You should start producing trance-hop immediately.