tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9908604.post112985570064195636..comments2024-03-01T00:27:42.852-08:00Comments on Hammer Of The Blogs: Wanky Goes To HollywoodHeywood J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05627748699423939682noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9908604.post-1130622224347445372005-10-29T14:43:00.000-07:002005-10-29T14:43:00.000-07:00Oh, and I just saw the gravatar for "Basket". Okay...Oh, and I just saw the gravatar for "Basket". Okay, that one's definitely a keeper. She's trés chaud. Voulez-vous couchez avec Heywood, cheri?Heywood J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05627748699423939682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9908604.post-1130622098771913232005-10-29T14:41:00.001-07:002005-10-29T14:41:00.001-07:00Nelly:The closest town to me that you would have h...Nelly:<BR/><BR/>The closest town to me that you would have heard of is Chico; I'm about 20 miles due west of there.<BR/><BR/>Mendocino is a very beautiful area, especially along the coastline. I would highly recommend the towns of Mendocino, Albion, Caspar, that area. Very scenic, and there's some incredible redwood groves you can drive through, between the coast and the town of Elk, en route to the town of Boonville, which has an excellent brewery. <BR/><BR/>I used to live inland, in Ukiah, for several years, playing music at the local clubs. It's okay there, but once you head north into the hills, there's a lot of odd folk. On an average of once every six months, I'd meet someone who'd insist with a straight face that they'd been abducted by a UFO in the past.<BR/><BR/>Odd coincidence, that the only humans these proctonauts ever choose to take up into their astral cruisers for some ass-spelunking are stoners and goofballs.Heywood J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05627748699423939682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9908604.post-1130622082518679462005-10-29T14:41:00.000-07:002005-10-29T14:41:00.000-07:00Marius:I like the double post. There are subtle, y...Marius:<BR/><BR/>I like the double post. There are subtle, yet notable, variations between the two, plus some good Arnold smackdown in each. I'm leaving them both up, as well as the French spam. Laissez les bontemps roulez!Heywood J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05627748699423939682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9908604.post-1130390455750955472005-10-26T22:20:00.000-07:002005-10-26T22:20:00.000-07:00Maybe the intellectual cream of this country hasn'...Maybe the intellectual cream of this country hasn't yet discovered your blog, Heywood, but, judging from the comment above, you're now definitely on the radar of French spammers. <BR/><BR/>Flatté, peut-être?<BR/><BR/>--MariusAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9908604.post-1130079696192135882005-10-23T08:01:00.000-07:002005-10-23T08:01:00.000-07:00Sorry, Heywood, I left the same message twice; thi...Sorry, Heywood, I left the same message twice; this damn software didn't seem to show it the first time I posted. Feel free to delete one of them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9908604.post-1130079616140797212005-10-23T08:00:00.000-07:002005-10-23T08:00:00.000-07:00Gonad the Bavarian is only too lucky that the Rovi...Gonad the Bavarian is only too lucky that the Rovians are busy ducking for cover from the incoming Hurricane Patrick these days. Otherwise, they'd never let this slight to the First Shrub of the Republic go unpunished, swiftly and mercilessly. After all, how hard it is to swiftboat a foreigner with a thick acent and a shady past as a groping enthusiast at Gold's Gym?<BR/><BR/>--MariusAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9908604.post-1130079356485956282005-10-23T07:55:00.000-07:002005-10-23T07:55:00.000-07:00Ahnult is only too lucky the Rovians are busy cove...Ahnult is only too lucky the Rovians are busy covering what's left of their asses; had they been undisturbed by Hurricane Patrick, Arnie's ass would be burnt toast by now. God knows it's not that hard to swiftboat a foreigner with a thick accent and a shady past as the groper-in-chief at Gold's Gym.<BR/><BR/>--MariusAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com