tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9908604.post7286155736311541855..comments2024-03-01T00:27:42.852-08:00Comments on Hammer Of The Blogs: Unsafe At Any SpinHeywood J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05627748699423939682noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9908604.post-45049544148512198212008-02-24T23:14:00.000-08:002008-02-24T23:14:00.000-08:00Ah yes, the quadrennial Gospel According to Thanks...Ah yes, the quadrennial Gospel According to Thanksralph, chapter and verse. I've missed that interminable hymn, lo these many moons.<BR/><BR/><I>Swing looooowwww, sweet idiot, comin' fo' to lecture my ass....</I><BR/><BR/>[repeat until Holy Joe Lieberman finds it politically expedient to recant his prior apostasies, saying five hundred Our Clintons and Hail Alberts]<BR/><BR/>I dunno. Nader at this point is to me like a band I used to like, but can no longer even pay attention to. I just can't muster the inchoate rage that is apparently required to continue being a registered Democrat (which is why I'm "decline to state", which is why it was a complete fucking pain in the ass to vote for Obama in the primary). He did some cool songs back in the day, but his recent shit sucks. You move on; there's other bands.<BR/><BR/>His appearance on Russert is like hearing that Puddle of Mudd have a new CD coming out. I mean, who really gives a fuck? I liked <I>She Fuckin' Hates Me</I>, but like most of the world, I've moved on.<BR/><BR/>But again, it'd be nice for the Thanksralph crowd to explain exactly where a fuckface like Lieberman would be in this equation of the dream alterahistory: where Gore actually managed to carry his fucking <I>home state</I>; where retards did not accidentally vote for Pat Buchanan; where 3 times as many registered Dems (in Florida) didn't <I>intentionally</I> vote for Dubya as they did for Nader; where Gore managed to sack the fuck up and fight for what was his, instead of letting a discount Yosemite Sam cocksucker like John Fucking Bolton and his Dockers cronies take it from him.<BR/><BR/>Nader aside (and given his no-show in '04, he'll be aside with a quickness), it'll be interesting to see how folks square the inevitable ferocity and filth with which they are smeared by this year's swift-boaters, and how they fret at the injustice of it all. Must be Ralph's fault once again, somehow.<BR/><BR/>It's not even knife-to-a-gunfight level slapstick, more like leaving the knife behind and bringing an ice cream cone. This energy is far better spent <I>anywhere</I> else. C'mon kidz, don't let Big Bad Ralph drink your milkshake.Heywood J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05627748699423939682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9908604.post-41431315897583044442008-02-24T15:21:00.000-08:002008-02-24T15:21:00.000-08:00Look at the bright side - the wild eyes and beards...Look at the bright side - the wild eyes and beards of foam and spittle make it easy to identify the idiots who are too fucking stupid to bother with. Think of all the time I would otherwise waste talking to them only to find out that they believe in the old pwoggie fable of Ralph being the talking snake who tricked the Donk into being ejected from the Garden! Thanksralph!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com