Saturday, December 29, 2018

Baby, It's Old Outside

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The reason Fairytale of New York is far and away the best Christmas song ever is simple:  it is a song about maintaining hope even when yo...
Sunday, December 23, 2018

Promises Made, Promises Kept

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Just what you always wanted -- yet another Cletus safari culminating in a Festivus "fuck 'em" profile. Despite the completel...
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Saturday, December 08, 2018

GOP Delenda Est; Or, Season's Beatings

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During my teen years, I would travel downstate to Los Angeles for the summer, mostly to visit my father, but also several other relatives i...
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Saturday, November 17, 2018

California Fire and Life

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(apologies to Don Winslow ) Over the past twenty years or so, California's fire season has expanded from a late-summer nuisance to a ...
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Wednesday, November 07, 2018

The King In Yellow

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I barely regard him -- it -- as human anymore, using words like "monster" and "thing" to describe the creature that co...
Sunday, October 28, 2018

Troll Flag

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The conventional wisdom holds that the midterm election is a referendum on that fucking thing currently defiling the White House. This is ...
Sunday, October 14, 2018

Partners In Crime

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The Middle East is unraveling very quickly, and with momentum. The murder of dissident journalist Jamal Khashoggi, in the Saudi Consulate i...
Saturday, October 13, 2018

Seriously, Fuck Kanye West

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So did I tell ya or did I tell ya? The guy has, like, zero fucking redeemable characteristics. He's a perfect acolyte for this anal fi...
Monday, October 08, 2018

Shut Up and Sing

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Onoez! Taylor Swift has broken the hearts and dreams of white-power cellar-dwellers by coming out in support of Phil Bredesen in the TN Sen...
Saturday, October 06, 2018

Devil's Triangle, Slight Return: The People's Court

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Now that the vile deed is done and written in blood, here's a few follow-up points from yesterday: In the initial review of how each br...
Friday, October 05, 2018

Devil's Triangle

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It's probably wishful thinking to assume that most -- or even many -- 'murkins have any real knowledge of the three branches of gub...
Thursday, October 04, 2018

Five Queasy Pieces

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The following lengthy articles have all come out in the past week, have gotten a great deal of attention, and if you haven't read them ...
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Tuesday, October 02, 2018

Hate Rally Arena Capacity Update

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Heading into the homestretch before the midterms, Orange Foolius has been barnstorming the rubes hard, three rallies in the past 96 hours: ...

This Would Have Been Helpful At Least Three Years Ago

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In which the FTFNYT finally decides to do their jobs. Nonetheless, a very good read that might even result in some criminal charges [lol]....

Fuck Kanye West

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No story or article to link, no new point to make. Just wanted to remind everyone within virtual earshot:  Fuck Kanye West.

Career Opportunity

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It's very tragic how the emperor ridiculed yet another captive press animal . The way these poor people are forcibly compelled at gunpo...
Thursday, September 27, 2018

Raging Bro

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Well, there's your country in a nutshell, folks:  Christine Blasey Ford was poised and calm and credible, and Rapebro McGambledrunk was...
Sunday, September 23, 2018

Droit du Failson

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While the corporate mediots continue chasing their collective tails over how mean Chuck Grasshole and Borrin Snatch are to wimmins, it migh...

China Syndrome

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Steve Hilton, Fixed Noise "analyst" and former advisor to British PM David Cameron, lands some pretty solid jabs in his analysis ...

Moore or Less

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So Fahrenheit 11/9 has dropped, and to perhaps no one surprise other than  Michael Moore's, it looks to be pretty much DOA. This essay...