Saturday, February 26, 2005

Top Ten Nicknames For George W. Bush Or Rejected Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavors

[from the Home Office in Big Bone Lick, Kentucky]

10. Liquored Shitkicker
9. Chunky Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey
8. Mullah Fudger
7. Heavenly Deficit Crunch
6. Shit-For-Brains
5. Social Security Surprise (costs $20/pint, container is mostly empty)
4. Broccoli Garcia
3. WMD Pistachio (pistachios rumored to be there per British intelligence)
2. Chock Full O' Guckert (8" cut)
1. Fucking Retard Waffle Crisp
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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous3/30/05, 10:15 PM

    Have you ever been to Big Bone Lick, KY? I have. Also, Head O' Grassy, KY, and Monkey's Eyebrow, KY.
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  2. Anonymous5/24/05, 7:57 AM

    What? No "Pralines & Pretzels Gag"?

    No "Cashew Czech Chunk"?

    No "Chocolate Chimp Chip"?

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  3. Hyperion6/8/07, 3:14 AM

    I'm not sure you have even the slightest clue about politics, but this post sure did crack me up.

    Good job.

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