Top Ten Republican Porn Movies

[from the home office in Manchowder, SC]

10. Filibuster Cherry

9. Man On Dog, starring Rick Santorum (and a dog)

8. The Passion Of The Christ

7. Herpes The Love Bug

6. Dobgobblers, starring Bill "Fist"

5. 8" Cut Slumber Party, starring Jeff Gannon, Jim West, Ed Schrock, Scott McClellan, Ken Mehlman and Karl Rove

4. Girls Gone Wild: South Padre Island, starring the Bush twins

3. Girls Gone Wild: Abu Ghraib, starring Lynndie England

2. Altared States (banned in the Vatican -- wink wink)

1. Anal Intruders Vol. 9, aka Bush's Social Security road show