Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Top Ten Republican Euphemisms For Masturbation

10. "catapulting the propaganda"

9. "watching the State of the Union speech"

8. "having a press conference"

7. "shaking hands with Cheney"

6. "limp fristing"

5. "spreading Freedom Sauce™"

4. "touch-screen voting"

3. "turning the corner"

2. "spanking the Hannity"

1. "disassembling"
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    "Staying the course"

    "Operation Bio Liberation"

    "Katrina flooding"

    "Milking the press"

    "FEMA" (need I say more?)

    "Contracting for Haliburton"

    "No Sperm Left Behind"

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