Tara Conner & Britney Spears To Marry, Have Paris Hilton's Love Child

You never know, it could happen.

The traction this story has gotten is bizarre, and could only have happened thanks to Donald Trump's innate ability to milk a rock for publicity.

Mr Trump summoned Miss Conner to a Manhattan meeting on Tuesday, amid speculation that the beauty queen would be stripped of her title.

Instead Mr Trump declared: "I've always been a believer in second chances."

He said Miss Conner had become caught up in the "whirlwind" of a New York lifestyle, and added that she would not get another chance.

A tearful Miss Conner, her voice breaking with emotion, thanked Mr Trump, saying: "I swear I will not let you down."

Last week Mr Trump was reported to be "seriously studying the situation", after becoming concerned at Miss Conner's personal conduct.

Right. "Seriously studying the situation" [all together now] in his pants.

As for Tara Conner, as a heterosexual male, I'd have to say that now seems like a good time to be a club rat/dj/promo weasel in NYC. As the father of a daughter, obviously I'd be mortified kick her ass. So it goes.