Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Guided By Voices

Is there anybody out there in the "serious" journamalism industry who can give even a half-assed reason why the ravings of this shithouse rat are considered remotely newsworthy? Jesus Christ, this is one step removed from reporting what some crazy fuck with a sandwich board is ranting on the street.

Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a "mass killing" late in 2007.

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network.

"The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."


That's how you know it's bullshit. Everyone knows that He pronounces it "nucular". That's where the Bumpkin-in-Chief picked it up.

Seriously. Who are the drooling morons keeping this guy in business, and why are they allowed to have money?
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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous1/3/07, 9:40 PM

    This is in reference to a comment you made on Tbogg's blog but...

    "vagina dentata" was an early Police album.

    That's fuckin' funny. I'm still wiping the vodka off my monitor.

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  2. Heywood J.1/3/07, 11:52 PM

    Cool. I've been saving that one for a special occasion, though I do encourage vodka conservation, as well as consumption.

    That van der Loon fella is a real piece of work, ain't he?

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