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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To

Shorter Little Lord Pissypants: I'm the Decider, not you! I don't have to do what you say! Waaaahhh!!!1!@!

Whatever, cuz. You can get as tough as you like with the beef association (or as Jon Stewart hilariously referred to them, MOOBLA). But Nancy Pelosi's got five kids. She sounds like she's got your number there, Chief. When you stop throwing cereal in the supermarket aisle and stamping your feet, then maybe you can get a nice cookie next time if you behave. Till then, no one wants to look like a hapless parent, but it beats the hell out of acting like a spoiled little brat.

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