Sanjaya Haiku

What is the deal here?
Why is this goony faux-hawk
being made a star?

As seen on The Soup,
The guy keeps all his talent
very well hidden.

If he starts nailing
Britney (or K-Fed), he'll be
twenty-four-seven.

Thank God for YouTube.
No shortage of amateur clowns
away from TV.

What's entertainment? --
American Piehole, or
According to Jim?

I liked it better
when this nonsense was widely
known as The Gong Show.

Who am I kidding?
I just want more traffic, so
I found an excuse.