Monday, August 06, 2007

Frog Of War

Pepe Le Pew, en vacances dans l'États-Unis, eh, comment on-dit -- goes le postal on a couple of doofus reporters.

According to FOX News, "before Sarkozy spotted him, Cole had driven his boat up to the patrol boat, identified himself and received permission to be there."

"He was happy and smiling and he waved at the security people as he was coming out," Cole said to FOX of the president. "And then he noticed us taking pictures and his happy demeanor diminished immediately."

Sarkozy apparently had a change of heart as the two men who were snapping photos claim Sarkozy pointed toward them and his boat began moving in their direction.

FOX reports that Sarkozy came next to Cole's boat, and the French president "clad only in swim trunks, jumped aboard and began shouting at them."

"The president was very agitated, speaking French at a loud volume very rapidly," DeWitt said.


And then he waved his farts in their general direction.

Does Le Pew ne comprend pas that when reporters follow you around on vacation, it's so they can verbally fellate you with a cheesy puff piece talking about how you love 'merka so much you vacation here instead of in the south of your own country?

Perhaps Junior should take Sarkozy out for an attitude adjustment in Golf Cart One-and-a-Half. Wheeee!

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