By Doughy Ramone
[with apologies to the actual Ramones]
Hey ho, Pantload, hey ho, Pantload (2x)
The libruls are the fascists
I don't care what the facts says
I pull 'em out of my ass
Pantzkrieg Plop
The critics call me zero
They're jealous of what me know
Can't live without my Cheetos
Pantzkrieg Plop
Hey ho, Pantload
Cherry-pick the info
Get paid for it somehow
Don't know what you talk 'bout
[repeat ad pantloadum]
Joey and Dee Dee (and maybe even Johnny, though he was a wingnut) are howling from their perches in Purgatory.
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ReplyDeleteI could almost hear splashes at every "Pantzkrieg Plop".
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