Ninny State

Let's make it an even trifecta of these retards-on-parade stories: The only thing Billy Ray Cyrus should be apologizing for is Achy Breaky Heart. Anyone using Miley or Britney or Whatever-y for anything more complicated than fashion tips or how not to raise Kevin Federline's yard demons, they deserve precisely what they get. Seriously, regardless of your position on automotive safety features and the enforced use thereof, what brand of halfwit is going to say, "Well, Hannah Montana didn't wear a seat belt in that one scene in her movie, so why should I?"