Ah well, at least I'm not one of these incoherent Clinton Kool-Aid kampfers getting thwacked in the head with reality and finding it cold, so very cold....
Jennifer in Full
THE TRUTH IS COMING OUT FOR ALL OF US TO SEE! THE LIGHT IS SHINING ITS RAYS ON THE LIES OF THE MSM AND DEMOCRATIC PARTY. MAY THE FALSE CRUMBLE AND FALL AWAY AND THE TRUE AND JUST RISE LIKE THE PHOENIX! HILLARY YOU ARE THAT PHOENIX RISING ABOVE AND WE CAN SEE YOUR LIGHT GUIDING A PATH TO TRUTH!!!! THERE ARE PROPHECIES ABOUT THIS TIME WE ARE ALL IN NOW AND I BELIEVE HILLARY CLINTON PLAYS A MAJOR ROLE IN BECOMING THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT IN HERSTORY! MAY THE ANGELS AND SUPREME BEING OF THIS UNIVERSE BLESS YOU HILLARY CLINTON AND GUIDE YOU UNSCATHED TO BE OUR NEXT PRESIDENT! I PRAY FOR A CLEAR PATH FOR YOU AND FOR ALL OF US!!!!!!!!
Dear screaming moron: Undo your Caps Lock, and back away slowly from your computer. You are a fucking idiot. You are embarrassing your candidate and yourself. Ask your doctor for a new prescription, perhaps Xanax or Vicodin. Go back to watching Celebrity Circus or cartoons or something. Catch up on what Lindsay Lohan is doing this week. Anything but politics, since you clearly cannot handle it. Please do not breed. That is all.
Catch up on what Lindsay Lohan is doing this week.
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That site's become one of my guilty pleasures, thanks to alicublog's link. Some of it is knee-jerk fratboy humor, but when he's on, such as when he's ripping into breathtakingly rancid people like the Hogans, he's on.
Oh yeah, WWTDD is a lot of fun, very mean, on target most every time. Their Nick Hogan coverage has been hilarious, and couldn't happen to a more-deserving person.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually surprised at how solid most of the gossip sites I've encountered are (aside from Perez Hilton, which is just awful in so many ways). They don't do reverential People and Us puff pieces; they hone their snark chops on spoiled brats and self-important pricks. Pajiba has a pretty good roster of them on their blogroll.
The Soup is pretty good for that too; some of the "reality" stuff they slam doesn't even sound like it could plausibly exist. Skanks competing for the "affection" of people like Flavor Flav and Bret Michaels -- just amazing.
I'm trying to think of an excuse to use the phrase "You Don't Mess With the Lohan" as a post title. I have no idea why; it just sounds stupidly funny to me.
I'm guessing that's an homage to "You don't fuck with the Jesus" from the Big Lebowski? Well, I don't think she's pulled a gun on anyone in a bowling alley (yet), but I did see something on there about her screaming at one of the Olsen twins for getting to close or talkative or something to her "girlfriend" (apparently she's a lesbian this month?) - something like "Get your fifteen year-old Full House ass away from her!", so I'm sure she'll help you out soon enough.
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