Do It Already

The idle threats of frazzled moms
Flutter and dissipate
Forgotten before they're heard
Again and again

So follow through at long last

Beat the brat's ass
Max the credit cards
Don't pay the bills
Cheat on your spouse

Bury the report that clears your name
Close the border
Stoke the mob
Lead the chant

Break away from Brussels like you promised

Tell Europe to go fuck themselves
Tell Canada to go fuck Europe
Tell murderers you love them
Tell everyone else you hate them

Poison the well and the water table
Fly from the bridge into a dead river of ash and feces and aphasia
Kill your own chickens
Pick your own fruit
Repeal Roe and shut down the clinics
Reap the whirlwind in your dust bowl brain

Watch the levees break
Steal your neighbor's boat
Row for higher ground
Pretend it never happened

Flex nuts and fake tough
Wrap up in flags of ancient traitors
Have a criminal fix your health care
Roll clean coal in your living room
Pwn faggot libturd snowflakes

You showed 'em alright
Showed 'em reeeeeal good

Taste the barrel, clattered against teeth
Crush fentanyl on corn flakes
Windmills cause cancer
Corporations are friends
Ignorance is strength
Freedom is relative
Resistance is futile
Facts are useless
Tucker's got a point

Don't feel bad
You gave up a long time ago
They'll forget you soon enough