Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Something to Consider

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Comment of the day (from the New Yorker ): You don't want us to have guns because we might make it harder for you to steal the mon...
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Cat Scratch Fever; Or, You Gotta Be Kitten Me

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Few things are more charming than members of the species which has, by far, driven more other species into extinction for no goddamned r...
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Saturday, January 26, 2013

Priorities

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Pick an issue, any issue -- guns, gays, abortion, teh dronz, energy or environmental policy -- they all pale in comparison to (indeed they ...
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Friday, January 25, 2013

Common Taters

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Shut up, you talk too much. Seriously, leave a freakin' comment once in a while, would it kill ya? "How's it hangin', He...
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Thursday, January 24, 2013

Inauguration Karaoke

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Apparently we're all supposed to be mortified, or have an opinion, over what's-her-face's lip-synching at the inaugural ceremon...

Frustration Nation

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You know that as a lifelong Raiduhs fan, I loves me some Tim Brown like a fat kid loves cake, and that Super Bowl 37 was a dark day for th...
Monday, January 21, 2013

I Wept Because I Had No Titanium Drivers, Until I Met a Man Who Had No Top Flight Balls; Or, Going John Golf

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In which a man who has made mid-eight figures (including nearly $50M last year) income for hitting a ball around giant lawns across the pl...
Sunday, January 20, 2013

Fire in the Hole

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Clearly it does no good to assess the gun-control "debate" in a logical even-handed fashion. The discussion, such as it is, has n...
Saturday, January 12, 2013

Cereal Killaz; Or, I Wish I Was Taller, I Wish I Was a Baller

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Apropos of nothing, I just enjoy creative trash talk and thought this shit was funny: Carmelo Anthony lost his cool after Boston Celt...

Living in the Past

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Terrific article in the NYT Magazine on the continued travails of America's Favorite Prolonged Trainwreck. Where to start? A washed-up...
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NFL Playoff Predictions (Divisional Round)

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Now that the wild-card games are out of the way (and no real surprises with any of them; although I would have liked to see the Bungles an...
Friday, January 11, 2013

It's Hard Out Here for a Chimp

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Apparently noted performance artist and World's Foremost Authority Ronald McDonald Donald Trump has seriously decided to sue Bill Mahe...
Thursday, January 10, 2013

A Modest Proposal

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So, uh, what if we tell this goofball that AIG wants to take away his guns, get rid of a couple of useless headaches? Seriously, though,...
Tuesday, January 08, 2013

Gohmert's Piles

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The dumbest thing ever said out loud, until the next time certifiable dipshit Louie Gohmert opens his slop-hole: “I refuse to play the ga...
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"Thank You, America"

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As if the bloodsucking financial industry hadn't plumbed the "no good deed goes unpunished" depths quite far enough, the fine...
Monday, January 07, 2013

In Other News, Water Is Wet

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If you aren't already, chances are within the next couple weeks, you'll be going over your Dubya Too forms and such, trying to figu...
Saturday, January 05, 2013

....And Now, A Word From Our Sponsor

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Yes, it's another reminder to please take a moment, if you haven't already, and check out my 2012 retrospective Mockalypse . Withou...

Suffering the Insufferable

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Bobo has some words of civility for all you kidz out there, and while he certainly has a point, I would submit that there's no percent...

Second Amendment Remedies

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It's true, what they say -- when finger guns are outlawed , only outlaws will have finger guns. On the other hand, firm responses such ...

Profits of Doom

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Not a whole lot to say about current events lately, although I suspect that I may have a meta-post lurking about why that is; in other word...