Thursday, October 31, 2013

Plus Ça Change

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Just what you needed -- yet another paean to small-town foke givin' Teh Man the ol' whut-fer. Christ on a stale cracker, like anyo...
Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Deadeye Dick

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Just for a hot second, let's set aside the serious impracticality of grotesquely disparate levels of governance; that is, the notion th...

Gratuitous Pet Break

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Pets are the best. That is all.

American Grandstand

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It's never been news that there is a practically infinite supply of people who are not only willing to cut their own throats, but to vo...
Monday, October 07, 2013

Assassination Nation

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As entertaining as it is, Public Shaming can only post so many twitards on any given issue, an infinitesimally small sample size in a natio...
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Wednesday, October 02, 2013

Breaking Bad: Meta-Criticism, Binge-Watching, and O.G. Fans

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[*here there be spoilers*] As Breaking Bad , almost indisputably one of the best teevee shows ever, winds up as strongly as any series co...
Saturday, September 21, 2013

Dearth of a Nation

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Scenes from Weernumber one istan: Of the nearly 200 homeowners who lost their properties in recent years, one in three had liens of le...

Stockholm Syndrome; Or, Serfs Up

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I swear to the Flying Spaghetti Monster that at first glance, I thought this was an Onion parody. Nope, just a grotesque, sloppy blowjob ...
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Friday, September 20, 2013

Unforced Error

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Jesus Christ, really? Smooth move, asshole. Yes, Amanda Carpenter's empty-headed twit-crowing hits the teatard trifecta of being poin...
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Sunday, September 15, 2013

Human Cockfighting

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Talk about burying the lede. As sad as the accidental death of Buckwild cast member Shain Gandee is, it's a fairly logical consequence...
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Bully

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The spate of teen-suicide-via-cyberbullying stories continues unabated, but becomes no less tragic with each passing instance. Implicit wi...

Money for Nothing

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So Larry Summers is out, and maybe Janet Yellen is in. I'll believe it when I see it, but it really doesn't matter much anyway. Wh...

Virus

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I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realize...
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Saturday, September 14, 2013

Transactional Morality

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You have to give Conor Friedersdorf some credit for writing about a contentious issue with sensitivity to both sides of said issue. But as ...
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Wednesday, September 11, 2013

School Daze

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As someone with a 12-year-old daughter who is bright, inquisitive, and certainly would benefit from the college experience (were it not a r...

Blind Justice

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Congrats to the state of Iowa for going beyond the usual bounds of reason. You can't even parody this sort of thing, it writes itself....

Threat Averted

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Praise Jebus, the Million 25 Muslim Peacenik Idiot March Presence was thwarted by 235 kajillion would-be Sons of Anarchy who are peaceful...
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The Summer of George

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In a media-driven culture, one tends at the beginning of each calendar year to wonder what weird, unpredictable things fate (or, more pract...
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Sunday, September 08, 2013

Everything Looks Like a Nail

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As the paramilitarization of even semi-rural backwater police departments continues apace, it behooves one to ask to what eventual end. Be...
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New York State of Mind

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I wonder if Bloomberg ever gets tired of being a jerkoff. If he had his way, he'd just cancel the election and appoint Christine Quinn...