Sunday, July 26, 2015

Watchmen

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Because this nation never runs out of maroons, since last week's massacre at a Chattanooga recruiting station, self-styled "protec...
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Devil's Advocate

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So this must be one of those "assaults on religious freedumbs" we keep hearing about: Shofars sounded amid the chanting and ch...
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Saturday, July 18, 2015

Injustice for All

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So here's a nutty story about justice gone weird before finally setting somewhat right. Three questions immediately spring to mind: ...

Fortunate Scum

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The summer of the shark just gets sharkier, as noted Vietnam veteran Fuckface von Clownstick calls out our good friend Poor Ol' Strai...

Your Daily Darwin Award

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Between the Jade Helm paranoia, retards swimming with alligators, and such like, one has to wonder:  is Texas having some sort of weird con...
Saturday, July 04, 2015

Old Times There Are Selectively Remembered

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I'm trying to figure out what sort of person would want to tour a preserved plantation . Having lived all my life in California, with i...

Cost-Benefit Analysis

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The only surprising thing about this story is that AOL is still apparently a going concern. Who knew? We're going to be seeing more ...

The Dogs of Bore

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Jesus H. Christ, this is still a thing? I suppose the fact that "competitive eating" never really took off as a true professiona...
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So Light Yet Endless, From a Leaden Sky

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Rush, the band people either love or loathe, has somehow gotten into Rolling Stone 's good graces over the last few years, after being ...
Friday, July 03, 2015

When You Assert, You Make an "Ass" Out of "Er" and "T"

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Salon continues its long slide to bien pensant clickbait irrelevancy with this extended argument by assertion regarding the supposed ...
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The Continuing Adventures of Fucking Yokels

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Maybe there is such a thing as karma. Nah, there isn't. But for a sweet second there, you could almost believe it.
Sunday, June 28, 2015

Yeezy's New Clothes

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So a funny thing happened on the way to Glastonbury this fine weekend: It would be a little too fish-in-a-barrel to simply pronounce K...
Saturday, June 27, 2015

Ipse Dixie

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It's somewhat heartening to see how quickly The Market Has Spoken on retailing items emblazoned with the 'murkin swastika . If I we...

Person of Influence

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Pro tip for all you folks who might be thinking of making a living telling other people how to live their lives, just because your mommy ...
Monday, June 22, 2015

The Audacity of Pope

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It's interesting to watch liberals and environmentalists make common cause with the pope on the subject of climate change, since chanc...
Sunday, June 21, 2015

Lazy Train

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When Mitt Romney and Jeb Bush are the voices of reason on your side, maybe it's time to reconsider your basic premises. This is about ...
Saturday, June 20, 2015

Carthago Delenda Est

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"The past is never dead. It's not even past." -- William Faulkner, Requiem for a Nun "Y'all are raping our women and...
Monday, June 08, 2015

Crime and Punishment

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By now you've seen some or all of the viral video of the Texas cop going a little gung-ho on busting up a pool party made up largely ...
Saturday, June 06, 2015

The Golden Rule

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So it looks like Emperor Bloomberg is testing the waters now (via No More Mister Nice Blog ). The money paragraph (bearing in mind that thi...

Boat People

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Hey folks, if you've got a few shekels to spare, go help out Dmitry Orlov , who needs a new boat engine to continue his spare, peripate...