Monday, August 31, 2015

A Mighty Windbag

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When I heard that 'murka's Favorite Dingbat was going to "interview" 'murka's Favorite Gaping Asshole, my mind u...
Sunday, August 23, 2015

Clown Syndrome

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Everything you need to know about Trump's appeal (such as it is) is summed up in this here article , including its main photograph. His...

All In

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The 2016 primaries don't even start for another five months or so, making it premature to start counting Hillary Clinton out , or even ...
Thursday, August 20, 2015

OK Stupid

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So looks like good ol' Josh Duggar  has stepped on his dick yet again, getting caught in the Ashley Madison hack not only as a denizen ...
Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Flag Hags

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It's been a minute since America's Favorite Shitbird, walking ham sandwich George Zimmerman, has done something stupid, but like t...
Saturday, August 08, 2015

Moral Majority

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Another day, another hypocritical "values" asshole with his dick caught in some strange: Federal and state officials are calli...
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Blood Libel

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You knew the Clownstick implosion was inevitable, but this quickly? Maybe the most fun part of it will be watching his maroon "fans...
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Tuesday, August 04, 2015

Spy Kids

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Like you need to be told, but don't be fooled by the bullshit Microsoft commercial with the dopey, grinning babies. Windows 10 is just ...

Golem

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I've never really been the "guilty pleasure" type, but I have to confess that I'm enjoying this Clownstick thing more an...
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Saturday, August 01, 2015

Wondering Where the Lions Are

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While the spontaneous outrage over the senseless murder of a magnificent, endangered animal is heartening, it's not enough to even scra...
Sunday, July 26, 2015

Watchmen

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Because this nation never runs out of maroons, since last week's massacre at a Chattanooga recruiting station, self-styled "protec...
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Devil's Advocate

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So this must be one of those "assaults on religious freedumbs" we keep hearing about: Shofars sounded amid the chanting and ch...
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Saturday, July 18, 2015

Injustice for All

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So here's a nutty story about justice gone weird before finally setting somewhat right. Three questions immediately spring to mind: ...

Fortunate Scum

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The summer of the shark just gets sharkier, as noted Vietnam veteran Fuckface von Clownstick calls out our good friend Poor Ol' Strai...

Your Daily Darwin Award

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Between the Jade Helm paranoia, retards swimming with alligators, and such like, one has to wonder:  is Texas having some sort of weird con...
Saturday, July 04, 2015

Old Times There Are Selectively Remembered

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I'm trying to figure out what sort of person would want to tour a preserved plantation . Having lived all my life in California, with i...

Cost-Benefit Analysis

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The only surprising thing about this story is that AOL is still apparently a going concern. Who knew? We're going to be seeing more ...

The Dogs of Bore

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Jesus H. Christ, this is still a thing? I suppose the fact that "competitive eating" never really took off as a true professiona...
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So Light Yet Endless, From a Leaden Sky

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Rush, the band people either love or loathe, has somehow gotten into Rolling Stone 's good graces over the last few years, after being ...
Friday, July 03, 2015

When You Assert, You Make an "Ass" Out of "Er" and "T"

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Salon continues its long slide to bien pensant clickbait irrelevancy with this extended argument by assertion regarding the supposed ...
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