Sunday, February 28, 2016

Made Man

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Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box.
Thursday, February 25, 2016

Punch Drunk

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I managed to stomach just a precious few minutes of tonight's circle jerk, but apparently I caught most of the highlights. Obviously, i...
Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Suck My Caucus

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Jesus H. Christ , it's like Nevada looked at the shitshows in the previous three states and said, "Not clusterfucky enough. We can...
Sunday, February 21, 2016

Bloc Heads

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One of the most tedious features of political horse-race coverage is how inept it tends to be. Even the Monday-morning-quarterback hindsigh...
Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Failed State

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The term "failed state" or "hollow state" generally refers to a nation whose institutions do not or cannot govern anymo...
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Sunday, February 14, 2016

Liars' Poker

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In terms of making a mint from the internets, I frequently think I was born about 15-20 years too early (1967), maybe more. I think people ...
Saturday, February 13, 2016

Random Observations From Tonight's GOP Debate

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Watching debates from either party is only possible with alcohol, and fortunately (or not) I stocked up for the weekend. Even so, I only hun...

Death and Texas

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Not to whoop over the untimely demise of a fellow human being, but the sudden death of Comb-Over Tony -- and of course it was on a (no do...
Friday, February 12, 2016

The Audacity of Dope

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Ezra Klein is spot on with his analysis of Herr Drumpf, but like most such analyses, they overlook the more salient question -- what's...
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Saturday, February 06, 2016

Super Bowl 50 Prediction

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The NFL season comes to an end with a classic matchup -- an up-and-coming powerhouse led by one of the league's most charismatic stars,...
Thursday, February 04, 2016

Poll Smokers: 2016 Edition

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If there's one thing you can count on with the Iowa Caucus, it's for it to be utterly useless in predicting a nominee, or even a re...
Saturday, January 30, 2016

Hello Mutter, Hello Fodder

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I've spent months beating into the ground the fish-in-a-barrel meme that Donald Trump's fan base is dumber than a box of rocks. And...
Thursday, January 28, 2016

Children of a Lesser Clod

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Speaking of business failures trying to bamboozle morons about their track records, abortion kidnapper Carly Fiorina lit up the Trump-less...

Some of the People All of the Time

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You might not believe this, and I certainly wouldn't blame you, but I'm getting tired and bored of talking about Trump. I really ju...

Dropping the Hammer

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Looks like the militia finally got regulated . After giving these clowns a month to work out their toy army siege fantasies, it all came cr...
Sunday, January 24, 2016

NFL Conference Championship Predictions

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As much as I dislike the Patriots and Broncos, I have to admit that the final four team in the playoffs are also the best teams of their re...
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Saturday, January 23, 2016

Widening Impunity

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In the latest volley fired by the freeloading peckerwoods who illegally took over a federal building, and have yet to be brought to justic...

This Week In "Stupid People With Guns"

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We've already heard about Track Palin and his Obama-induced PTSD. But here's another one that won't surprise you in the least...

Autocannibalism

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Although I suppose I read a lot more non-fiction than most people do, my usual intake is about 50-50 between fiction and non-fiction. And I...

Putting the "Fun" in "Fundraising"

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If you have a few shekels to spare this tax season, you should throw some at Jim Wright . He's been knocking some solid stuff for quite...