Sunday, December 31, 2017

Orange Is the New Asshole

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Maybe it's just me, but I won't be at all surprised when it turns out that "Sheriff" Clarke has a snuff porn collection,...
Saturday, December 30, 2017

Zen and the Art of Court Stenography; Or, Schmidt Happens

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Here's a fun weekend tale of three Twitter threads:  the ambitious Vichy Times journo who tried to pass off an idle, meaningless conve...
Sunday, December 24, 2017

This Can't Possibly Be Legal

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This is probably the only time I'll ever link to the emperor's website, but I promise you there's a reason -- this ridiculous ...
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Three Things

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Okay, so it is Christmas after all, and here are a few good items: Video of tiger cub "startling" its mother (can't find...

Grift of the Magi

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Justice might be done, given sufficient time -- but the problem is that we're dealing with creatures who have no loyalty to this coun...

The Wart On Christmas

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When Fuckface Von Clownstick proclaims that no president has done as much as he has in such a short time, he has a point:  in less than a y...
Friday, December 22, 2017

All We Want for Christmas is a Level Playing Field

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The next time some dipshit conservabot, be it online troll or angry drunk uncle, pulls that "what about George Soros" bullshit on...
Tuesday, December 19, 2017

The Dude Is Happy

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Endless Cycle

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For as long as I can recall, the cycle plays out and repeats:  A Democratic president is elected. He is smart, earnest, wants to (at least ...
Tuesday, December 12, 2017

And The Horse He Rode In On

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Doug Jones outspent Roah Moah 10:1, and got serious help drawing just enough black voters to get him across the finish line, but goddamn if...
Monday, December 11, 2017

The Witch Hunt Claims Another Scalp

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Well, this is fun -- it's rare that I find myself in agreement with Rod Dreher , but when he's right, he's right. That the New ...

Yet Another Cletus Safari, Alabama Dingbats Edition

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These people just never fucking learn:  the day before a hugely contentious Senate election, perhaps simply to prove that it's not just...
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Saturday, December 09, 2017

Tweet Hole Alabama

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The weather forecast for Tuesday's Senate election looks favorable for Roy Moore -- it's supposed to dip into the teens. -- joke on...

Head Count

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I've mentioned this several times before, but of course no one listens to me:  every time the pustulent fucktard steps out to do one of...
Wednesday, December 06, 2017

Advanced Calvinball

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The rules of Calvinball are as simple as they are impossible to codify:  no two games of Calvinball are alike; the rules change from game ...
Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Captive Audience

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Back in the Eighties [ Hail Reagan! ], when I was in high school, a bizarre and shocking local story gained national attention. A married c...
Saturday, November 25, 2017

Ridiculous People

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Because he's a ricockulous, spray-tanned slab of shit, Emperor Snowflake deigned to spend Thanksgiving "visiting" some Coast...
Monday, November 20, 2017

Perspective

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I think we all underestimated Fuckface Von Clownstick to some extent, but the real problem, both in scope and degree, is just how badly we...
Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Runnin' With the Devil

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So this is fun. Mo Brooks is a slimy sack of crap; it is truly a shame he didn't take a header down those marble steps and land on his...
Saturday, November 11, 2017

хаос

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It has become (rightly) an article of faith that Russian troll farms and social media strategies helped the Clownstick campaign close the d...