Sunday, February 25, 2018

Social Justice Worriers

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A thorough post-mortem analysis of the 2016 election will include the inevitable effects of reactionary sentiments, especially against puta...
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Sunday, January 21, 2018

Year Zero

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"If everyone always knows what they're doing and acts in a perfectly rational way, how did most of world history happen?" -- ...
Friday, January 19, 2018

NFL Conference Championship Predictions

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2-2 last week again. Count on 50% accuracy (at best) this time around as well; the fun is in guessing which half. Both games are on Sunday ...
Sunday, January 14, 2018

Show Business

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"Pastor" Mark Burns is a thief, a liar, a sellout, a snake-oil spiritualist. So why have him on your "news" program for...
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Saturday, January 13, 2018

Emergency Preparedness

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I guess we should all just consider ourselves lucky that Fatboy was playing golf (surprise, I know) when the false alarm was sounded , othe...

NFL Divisional Playoff Predictions

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2-2 last week , the Titans' upset of the Chefs being a nice surprise. As always, wager responsibly. Saturday 1/13 1:40 PM Atlanta Fal...

Hole Hearted

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It would be somewhat hypocritical for yours truly to get too bent about the emperor referring to certain countries as shitholes . I've ...
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Tuesday, January 09, 2018

Age Against the Machine

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In which a senile, doddering fucktard decides to impress his role model. Arpaio would probably fellate Von Clownstick in the White House R...
Monday, January 08, 2018

The Government We Deserve

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Because this is the country that made useless doorstops like the Kardashian sisters wealthy and famous, it is a virtual certainty that ther...
Sunday, January 07, 2018

News Cycle Filler

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Flipping through the wasteland for something to watch on a Sunday morning before the football starts, I did catch a split-second of dead-ey...
Saturday, January 06, 2018

The Old Man and the C-Word

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The hilarity (and the end of this shitshow) is just beginning , and Michael Wolff's book, while not exactly breaking any new ground, ma...
Friday, January 05, 2018

NFL Wild Card Predictions

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It's been a strange year for pro football, in some part due to Clownigula stoking his freak-show base. More than that, though, there ar...
Wednesday, January 03, 2018

Schmuckenfreude

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So we're all having some fun with the "revelations" (let's face it, no real surprises ) from Michael Wolff's new boo...
Monday, January 01, 2018

Resolution / Le Déluge

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When you take a moment to consider the mundane and rather arbitrary reasons we start the new calendar on January 1st, the idea of a "...
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Sunday, December 31, 2017

Orange Is the New Asshole

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Maybe it's just me, but I won't be at all surprised when it turns out that "Sheriff" Clarke has a snuff porn collection,...
Saturday, December 30, 2017

Zen and the Art of Court Stenography; Or, Schmidt Happens

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Here's a fun weekend tale of three Twitter threads:  the ambitious Vichy Times journo who tried to pass off an idle, meaningless conve...
Sunday, December 24, 2017

This Can't Possibly Be Legal

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This is probably the only time I'll ever link to the emperor's website, but I promise you there's a reason -- this ridiculous ...
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Three Things

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Okay, so it is Christmas after all, and here are a few good items: Video of tiger cub "startling" its mother (can't find...

Grift of the Magi

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Justice might be done, given sufficient time -- but the problem is that we're dealing with creatures who have no loyalty to this coun...

The Wart On Christmas

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When Fuckface Von Clownstick proclaims that no president has done as much as he has in such a short time, he has a point:  in less than a y...