Britney Spears' Pussy (Now With Lesbian Orgies)

Ah, the things we must sometimes cover to generate a decent rate on the old hit counter. At least it's a topic that actually makes me ask the eternal question: can I watch?

Kevin Federline's friend, rap music producer Omar 'Iceman' Sharif, claims Britney Spears is into lesbian orgies and porn, in an interview to In Touch Weekly magazine. He said: "Britney was into threesomes and girls. There was tons of porn in the house - but it was mostly Britney's."

Omar also claims Britney would host X-rated parties at her Malibu marital home. He said: "They were friends of her who she would invite to her house and they would drink and party. They had their hands all over each other."

Another source said: "Sometimes it was three girls, and sometimes there were more like six. I heard about her being with girls at least 20 times while they were married."

If you can't trust K-Fed's wingman/cardboard-house-procurer "Iceman", yo, who can you trust, knaamsayin'? Still, you know, maybe an appearance in the next edition of the venerable Where the Boys Aren't series could be just the, uh, comeback strategy.

[And yeah, while we're yucking it up over Britney's peckerdilloes, the death this afternoon of Anna Nicole Smith is a tragic reminder of how far these things can go. It is a sad demise, made even worse both by the fact that she leaves an infant daughter, and by how unsurprising the news really was. She will probably be presumed another casualty of the fuck-'em-and-chuck-'em sex industry, but the fact is that she appeared to be a very unhappy person, who was understandably unable to move on with life after the untimely death of her son. Richard Roeper has an interesting retrospective.]