Vice President Dick Cheney will serve as acting president briefly Saturday while President Bush is anesthetized for a routine colonoscopy, White House spokesman Tony Snow said Friday.
Bush is scheduled to have the medical procedure, expected to take about 2 ½ hours, at the presidential retreat at Camp David, Maryland, Snow said.
Removing Bush's head, as well as those of Billy Kristol and Bobo Brooks, is expected to take forever.
Most likely. Most likely.
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