Friday, November 30, 2007

Top Ten Rudy Giuliani Dating Tips

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10. Refer to wife as "that other broad I been tryin' to lose". 9. Don't be shy about experimenting with combover styles. 8...
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Fit to Print

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Shorter Pravda by the Potomac : You can pull shit out of your ass and smear it on the bathroom stall of teh intartubez, and we will literall...
Thursday, November 29, 2007

Class Act

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Like I've been saying about Mrs. Doubtfire from day one -- the more you get to know this hump, the less you like him. Well, get to know...
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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Bend Over Rover

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The question is not whether Rove lied -- of course he did. That's what he does ; it's probably an involuntary reflex at this point....
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Bearly Legal

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More hijinks from religious fanatics: Hopes that a British teacher could be cleared of blasphemy charges were raised after a Sudanese embas...

Down Feel Masturbation

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I like Emmitt Smith, and it's mean to pick on a guy's poor enuncimatin', but damn, this is pretty funny. People have been askin...
Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Anything for a Buck

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Giuliani continues to troll the marshes for money. If he had an American Indian name it would be "Sleeps With Dogs", "Wakes ...

Hit and Run

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Not to give the "Mexifornians is comin'" crowd any fuel, but even without this piece of shit being illegal, he deserves to be...
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Monday, November 26, 2007

Billion Dollar Babies

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Ben Stein has some querulous words for some of his loafing acquaintances. As I near my 63rd birthday, I'm stunned at a phenomenon I obs...

Part of the Machine

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Well now, I've got some advice for you, little buddy Before you point the finger you should know that I'm the man If I'm the man...

An Inconvenient Tool

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Gee, how uncomfortable is this gonna be? Forget the Mideast peace talks. A meeting that may require even greater diplomacy will take place ...
Sunday, November 25, 2007

Football Wankery

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The lowly Iggles, of all teams, actually gave the Patriots a solid run for their money tonight. The Patriots have a better-than-decent shot...

Hayseed Dickhead

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So a Times guest blogger thinks that the sung values o' de heartland have been nigh unto ignored. If only this could be explained in t...
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Saturday, November 24, 2007

Suite: Rudy Blue Lies

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Here we go again: As he seeks to court GOP primary voters, one potential sticking point has been his opposition to the Vietnam War in the ea...

Last Throe Update

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Been a while since we did one o' these, but this one merits mention: BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Three suspected al Qaeda militants, including ...

NAMBLAstan

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You know, for a "culture" that seems to center so much of its brutal mores aorund sexuality and propriety, they shore do seem like...
Friday, November 23, 2007

Something Else to Be Thankful For

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A Democrat doing his job. Sen. Byron Dorgan of North Dakota took on the task of gaveling the Senate in and out of session; the formalities l...

Stenography

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Returning to our usual "lazy Beltway media" trope is the implication from Martha Raddatz that some of her colleagues might be litt...
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Getting Drafty

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Probably a breach of netiquette, but I found a couple of recent drafts that hadn't been posted for whatever reason, and posted them as i...

Love Is Not A Big Enough Word

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In which we did up the turkey right (brined and barbecued), watched Planes, Trains, and Automobiles , and remembered to be thankful , and re...