Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Litmus Test

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Folks are always taking those dopey Which Dukes of Hazzard Character Are You ? quizzes on the Facebook and such. I have here for you a muc...
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Strange Magic

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As everyone predicted, oversized machine hack Luther Strange lost his primary in 'murka's Taint to Christofascist Roy, I say, Roy M...
Sunday, September 24, 2017

Bum's Rush

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When I speak intemperately of the toxic orange slug festering in the people's house -- and frankly, that is the only proper way to men...
Monday, September 18, 2017

The Rehabilitation of Baghdad Bob

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If the denizens of Tinseltown haven't torn any ligaments stroking each other and patting their own backs, they might want to take a mom...
Sunday, September 17, 2017

Ladies and Gentlemen, the "Leader" of the Free World

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Some places refer to HRH Emperor Snowflake Fuckface von Clownstick by his given name and official title. "Respect for the office"...
Friday, September 15, 2017

Into the Void

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Something non-political for a change, and infinitely more momentous:  after twenty years of faithful service, the Saturn spacecraft Cassini...
Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Days of Whine and Poses, Slight Return

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I don't begrudge Hillary Clinton the right to tell her side of the story and make a juicy buck off it, but it becomes tiring that every...
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Days of Whine and Poses

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Edroso, as always, in on the right track here: This goes back to something I've been saying forever about wingnut whining -- for exam...
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Sunday, September 10, 2017

The Continuing Adventures of Florida Man

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Good luck to everyone in Florida with one hurricane barreling through and another on its way, although there's a good chance that Irma ...

The Freewheelin' Fuckface Von Clownstick

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I don't know if the PTB at the FTFNY doesn't realize how many people are utterly repelled by bullshit like this , or they just don...
Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Well, You Could Knock Me Over With a Fucking Feather

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It's like you already knew, it's like I've been saying for so many years, more so the last couple years -- they define themselv...
Sunday, August 27, 2017

It Was At That Moment That He Truly Became Dear Leader

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"And the Internet was such a jumble of false and true factoids that no one believed what was on it anymore, or else they believed all ...
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Saturday, August 26, 2017

Beatdown

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This made my day. Watch the video. Good stuff. Fuck that cow and whatever's incubating inside her.

Flaw and Ordure

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A frequent gag on The Simpsons consists of showing what's going on in Homer's brain in a given moment. Generally it's what you ...
Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Thirteenth Step

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[ Post title because I'm currently listening to the Perfect Circle album of that title, but it's also relevant to the topic at han...

In Other News

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Best wishes to compadre Outis Niemand , as he recuperates from a nasty bout of pancreatitis. These things happen in threes (that just scien...

Dwindling Swindle

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Again, by all means, the fake news media should keep up the rigorous fact-checking and parsing of every detail. It won't matter to his...

Let 'em Eat Fake

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Rather than dumping on Mrs. Munchin for down-punching a peasant on her Instagram feed, maybe we should thank her for her candor, at least ...
Sunday, August 20, 2017

Drumpferdämmerung; Or, Appetite for Distraction

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After seven months that feels like an eternity, it is possible to hear a swirling sound, a rushing of water into a bottomless chasm. This t...

Don't Stop Believing

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The carnage continues --  not only is it possible that Emperor Snowflake may be responsible for the breakup of Journey (and hey, how surpr...
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