10. Eight-minute "human beat box" rendition of God Bless America lulled them into stupor.
9. Defensive coordinator scheduled meeting on covering Santonio Holmes for next Monday.
8. Everyone but Leinart disillusioned by Michael Phelps' bong photo.
7. Edgerrin James' incessant whistling of 10th Avenue Freeze Out in the huddle after halftime show disrupted second-half offense.
6. Troy Polamalu's habit of praying and crossing himself every fifteen seconds actually got the Big Guy's attention.
5. Thought appeal to feds for fourth-quarter bailout would go through without earmarks or personal-foul penalties.
4. Crazy octuplet woman had players cracking Travis Henry jokes.
3. Kurt Warner's manic giggling every time the announcer said "Breaston".
2. Larry Fitzgerald doesn't play defensive back. Then again, neither do Arizona's DBs.
1. Setting stage for triumphant return to big game in 2069.
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