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Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Darwin Was Wrong

So they're still mopping up blood in Boston, still trying to figure out whodunit, and boy howdy, the usual morans are out in full farce. Yeah, who wants to put up some cash that when it turns out to be another homegrown Tim McVeigh, a single one of these assholes will actually admit that they have no clue what the hell they're yapping about?

Forget Iran and North Korea -- maybe we need to turn certain corners of the fucking internets into a parking lot. It's a small consolation to assume that the mouthbreathing pseudo tough guys collected in the Public Shaming post are getting laughed out of whatever clown college they attend. If any of them actually have jobs, they might even get called on the carpet.

Maybe a portajohn will be reserved in their honor at the next Gathering of the Juggalos. In the meantime, are you sure it would be wrong to forcibly sterilize people like these?

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