Cargo Cult

So the annual clown car nonsense at the Gaylord nears its blessed end, and Real 'murka's favorite prop comic / concern troll blasts through some "new" and "borrowed" material for the trained seals in the audience:

“No you can’t log onto the website,” she said. “No you can’t keep your health care. No you can’t make a phone call without Michelle Obama knowing this is the third time this week you’ve dialed Pizza Hut delivery.”

Palin singled out Cruz for his marathon speech on the Senate floor last year during his push to defund Obamacare, when the freshman senator read Dr. Seuss’s “Green Eggs and Ham” to his young daughters watching at home.

Palin brought her own version of the rhyme, crediting a couple lines of it to the Internet.

“I do not like this Uncle Sam,” it began. “I do not like this health care scam. I do not like these dirty crooks or how they lie and cook the books.”

The crowd devoured it.

Well, of course they did. These are the same classy folks who are snapping up bumper stickers saying "The Good, The Bad, The Ugly" featuring a Republican elephant, Democratic donkey, and Hillary Clinton, respectively. They're always on the lookout for the next hypocritical stunt candidate, another inert douchebag to serve simply as an obstacle, an obstruction to doing anything that might actually benefit the unrich.

As always, jerkoff politicians are a reflection of jerkoff constituencies.