Thursday, September 04, 2014

The Handmaid's Tale, Texas Edition

At this point, there are so many states that are owned and operated by sheer nincompoops and chin-dribbling maroons, I'm actually surprised this doesn't happen more often:
Dallas police reportedly "swarmed" a high school after a "possible fetus" was found in the bathroom, and announced that they were treating the girl who apparently miscarried and then "abandoned" the fetus as a "suspect." They were also praying for her, said Dallas Police Major John Lawton.
Fun! It's like Texas and Florida are engaged in some eternal contest over who can be more like the real shithead states, Mississippi and Alabama. About the only difference seems to be more money and slightly less cousin-fucking.

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