Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Dear Leader, apparently confounded by jet lag, had a petulant little meltdown in Beijing this morning, culminating in him being thwarted by a tricky locked door:



only cements his growing reputation as a willful, arrogant moron.

The president had called the news session with US reporters at his hotel.

His earlier meeting with Chinese President Hu Jintao did not permit media questions.

Mr Bush answered a range of questions before one reporter said: "Respectfully, sir - you know we're always respectful - in your statement this morning with President Hu, you seemed a little off your game, you seemed to hurry through your statement. There was a lack of enthusiasm. Was something bothering you?"

The president answered: "Have you ever heard of jet lag? Well, good. That answers your question."

The reporter asked for a follow-up question but the president then thanked the attending journalists and said: "No you may not."

He strode from the lectern to the door, trying both handles and then breaking into a laugh.

Hell of an exit strategy, Cletus. And a heartfelt thanks once again, values voters, for foisting this retard on a hapless world. You deserve exactly what you get; the rest of us deserved far better than this useless pissant.