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Monday, February 04, 2013

Boycott Applebee's

Let's make this short and sweet, for the kids in the cheap seats:
  1. Tax the churches, and any and all businesses and commercial properties they own, frequently through the judicious and clandestine use of blood money, but always by the grace of the easily gulled.
  2. Boycott Applebee's, and any other place that ratfucks their wage slaves, not to mention the right to free speech.
  3. Not sure whence came this rash of cheapskate assholes taking out their bullshit frustrations on low-paid waitstaff, but I sincerely hope each and every one of them ends up homeless and living on cat food and the measly generosity of strangers. Not remotely kidding about this. The day you run up a $140 restaurant tab and stiff the server is the day you richly deserve the fate of Job. Fucking scumbags.
That is all. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, but it still bears repeating -- we get the country we're willing to put up with.

2 comments:

Sean Riley said...

Sure, maybe I'm fantasizing, but I like to hope that it all comes up inside of one day: That key watershed event that brings it all to a boil, and the ratfucks finally get their due. Look at the Arab Spring...such things DO happen.

Tehanu said...

Couldn't agree more. Cheating the waitstaff and calling yourself a "Christian" ought to have its own circle in Hell.