Well, apparently this guy does, with hilarious results:
Many of Hilton's several dozen supporters outside the courthouse appeared devastated.
"No! No! No!" Jake Byrd of Chino screamed as a court spokesman delivered the news to reporters outside court.
And then he went home and made tender, yet passionate love to the life-size cardboard cutout of her he keeps under his bed. Seriously, son, get back on your meds, get something resembling a job, get a flesh-and-blood girlfriend, something for fuck's sake, you pathetic loser. Paris can afford to be useless; the other 99.99% of folks do not have that luxury, and life has a way of taking people like ol' Jake there, unscrewing their heads, and shitting down their necks.
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Since I've got nothin' to add, I'll just point you towards some celebrity news you can use: an interview with Lemmy.
Cool, thanks. That's a great palate cleanser after all the Paris crap clogging the media channels. One of the rare pop-culture icons worthy of his status.
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