Monday, March 07, 2016

If a Tiny Tree Falls in a Forest....

From the "who gives a shit?" file, Mike Bloomberg has informed his supporter that he will not, after all, be making an independent run for the presidency. I know, try to contain your grief. Ordinarily it wouldn't even be worth mentioning, as hardly anyone bothered to note that Bloomberg was "looking into" running in the first place, but it's noteworthy just for the sheer delusion of it. He'd have probably gotten more publicity -- and a fighting chance -- if he had changed his name to "Deez Nutz".

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