Sonnet the Hedgehog

When I said it's a hoax, that's before it came out
that they fucked it all up in the first place.
The deep state elites are just trying to save face
from that nothing in which we had no doubt.
As the tweets are released and the media shout
about access curtailed to a mere trace,
we require a scorecard to keep pace
while the emperor goes into full pout.
Past unpredictable, future quite clear,
senile old man in incontinent rage
from a gold-painted toilet at five
in the morning. It might appear
to be a teevee-show stage,
but we'll be lucky to get out alive.