The legends foretold
The prophecy fulfilled
Three hundred pounds
in an empty suit
Bought with the sweat and trust of others
The electricity of the arena
Dust cleared from last week's
monster-truck rally
The smells of diesel and adrenaline
We came to sing the hymns in unison
We came to receive The Word
and bear witness
and tell our grandkids
if they ever visit or call again
He preens and slouches
with swag-bellied rhythms
and the certainty of the blank slate
I am Truckasaurus! he roars and cackles
I will build a wall of cactus
and Kid Rock CDs
right up their asses
They will pay for that wall, all of them will pay
I have landed a man on the moon
and shot a fifty-two at Pebble Beach
and knocked down the Berlin Wall
with my enormous cock
They don't want you to know the truth
They can't love you like Ike loves you, baby
Load up on avocados on your way out
and pelt a lib-fag or three
It's the best way to show them
that you are the most real
of all people
No one has ever been more real or more pure
Don't forget to buy some swag
The prophecy fulfilled
Three hundred pounds
in an empty suit
Bought with the sweat and trust of others
The electricity of the arena
Dust cleared from last week's
monster-truck rally
The smells of diesel and adrenaline
We came to sing the hymns in unison
We came to receive The Word
and bear witness
and tell our grandkids
if they ever visit or call again
He preens and slouches
with swag-bellied rhythms
and the certainty of the blank slate
I am Truckasaurus! he roars and cackles
I will build a wall of cactus
and Kid Rock CDs
right up their asses
They will pay for that wall, all of them will pay
I have landed a man on the moon
and shot a fifty-two at Pebble Beach
and knocked down the Berlin Wall
with my enormous cock
They don't want you to know the truth
They can't love you like Ike loves you, baby
Load up on avocados on your way out
and pelt a lib-fag or three
It's the best way to show them
that you are the most real
of all people
No one has ever been more real or more pure
Don't forget to buy some swag
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