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Saturday, August 09, 2008

Rock Me Dr. Zaius

In which David Gregory is a fucking moron:

Gregory opened the show by saying, "Tonight, more on Edwards and the fallout from his admission today about a sexual affair: Is this another skeleton in the Democratic closet that Barack Obama must struggle to overcome?"



Yes, and McCain must answer for Larry Craig's wide stance, and Mark Foley's page-hunting, and Denny Hastert's live-in assistant, and Huckleberry Graham's prolonged spinsterhood. Everyone knows that a party's nominee is absolutely responsible for each and every moral indiscretion, real or imagined, committed by a member of his party.

I dream of a world where shameless idiots like Gregory are compelled to find legitimate work in order to justify their continued existence.

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