This is not a plunger. This is a future Republican senatorial candidate.
When the stanky chunks of your philosophy keep backing up the skunkworks, much like the bidness model of your online revolution, it makes sense to roll out your trusty mascot to explain your brilliant ideas.
Wurzelbacher, who became a household name during the presidential election, will be focusing his talk on the proposed stimulus package.
Awesome. I'm sure he's skimming Wealth of Nations right this very second. Hopefully at least one of the morons in the audience is enterprising enough to put the hilarity up on Teh YouTube. After which Sam the Plunger will charge them a grand or so, and everything will still be leaking shit.
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If these twats are seriously listening to what this nutbag has to say on anything, then the Rep party truly is doomed.
'Joe the Plunger' -- good moniker to stick to him....
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They're doomed anyway, and appear to be happy continuing down that path. Operationally, it's clear that they count on Obama's economic plans to fail, which then (they assume) results in populist backlash.
Why else would they stick with the incompetent boobery of people such as Sarah Palin and Sammy the Plunger? Fuck, if they really want Rush Limbaugh enumerating their limp-dick "ideas" and empty "values", good fuckin' riddance to them.
Mister the Plunger at least may almost fall into the "stupider like a fox" category, at least for as long as he's able to milk his long-expired fifteen minutes. It's only a matter of time before he's caught with his cock in a terrier or some such, and we can finally write his dumb ass off.
It's as if the Republicans watched one of those movies that paint some average moron as this font of ineffable, uncorrupted wisdom, simply because he hasn't yet learned their cynical jargon or whatever. The Plunger certainly debunks that cinematic theory. Sometimes idiots off the street are really just that.
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