Now, it's odd, isn't it, that they all spontaneously arrived at this little novelty act, supposedly spurred on by the supposedly spontaneous stock-exchange rant of one self-righteous CNBC hack.
Not that CNBC has any credibility higher than putting some money bunnies in the anchor seat whenever possible, but they also continue to employ Jim Cramer. Now they can add wingnut water-carrying to their estimable traits. Nicely done, folks. Can't wait to see what cool grassroots effort Faux News might spontaneously stir 'mongst the freeptards, maybe a bailout Easter egg roll on Milt Rosenberg's back lawn.
These people are impossible to parody anymore. At least the Bush Derangement Syndrome the kids kept babbling about took longer than a fuckin' month to spread.