Sunday, September 09, 2012

What The Chuck

When the Islamocommiemoooslimkenyan usurps the Stormin' Mormon and re-ascends the Throne O' Doom, thereby heralding a thousand years of dorknessdarkness, don't say you weren't warned, America. Warned, I tells ya, by 72-year-old thespian and Whirled Nut Daily jokester Chuck Norris, his much younger wife, and way younger hair.

It's the next best thing to watching a fist-shaking codger tell an empty chair to get off his lawn.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What I love the most about Norris' thousand-years-of-darkness video is that it also includes some workout tips and promos for his latest movie.