Tuesday, January 08, 2013

Gohmert's Piles

The dumbest thing ever said out loud, until the next time certifiable dipshit Louie Gohmert opens his slop-hole:
“I refuse to play the game of ‘assault weapon.’ That’s any weapon,” said the Texas congressman. “It’s a hammer. It’s the machetes.”

The question is no longer how people like Loiue Gohmert get to be so unapologetically stupid. The real question is to wonder about the halfwits who keep voting for him. I'm sure they're doing wonders for the algae-ridden gene pond in Gohmert's district.


squatlo said...

I'd point out that Gohmert, like so many of the asshats making headlines these days, is from Texas. But then, I'm from Tennessee, and we have our own share of morons serving in Congress.

Like I keep telling people, if not for Tennessee there never would have been a Texas, and we should never stop apologizing for that.

Sean Riley said...

Gohmert for Speaker!!

Heywood J. said...

That would be awesome. I think that would be an immensely clarifying moment -- instead of the tanorexic, functionally alcoholic blubbering of company-man Boehner, let the face of the teahadi House loons be the drawling, aggressive jibber-jabber of a true believer like Gohmert. That would certainly set things straight for a lot of folks.