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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Smells Like Britney Spears' Pussy

The SiteMeter never lies; you people don't just come for the cheap scatological references and the half-assed NFL predictions. It's not just for the inferences of Schwarzenegger's reputed gay porn career, or the Tourette's-like use of the phrase "monkey butter" to describe Bobo Brooks and his wretched career.

It's also about the State of the Union speech, and the idea of chimpeachment. It's a philosophy, a philosophy of hope and change -- and, um, monkey butter. The other stuff's just icing on the cake, so to speak.

Special fun SOTU bonus: By the numbers.

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