Driving Miss Lindsay

I must be unclear on the concept, because this seems to be happening much more often than it should. If you are a multi-millionaire, and you have, shall we say, a zest for living....aw, fuck it, you like to get your swerve on whenever and wherever possible, and you're infamous for being a shitty driver when you're sober, then why ferchrissakes would you drive drunk, especially with a sack of blow on you? Are limo drivers really that expensive?

The last line was worth a chuckle as well:

Following the incident, Svedka vodka has pulled out of sponsoring Lohan's 21st birthday bash, which was to be held in Las Vegas in July.

Yeah, that'll teach her.