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Shorter Pravda by the Potomac:

You can pull shit out of your ass and smear it on the bathroom stall of teh intartubez, and we will literally put your bogus rumors on Page One.

The stupid "doesn't hold his hand on heart for the Pledge of Allegiance Sacred Jeebusy Fealty Oath" is just comedy gold. You couldn't make up something that ridiculous. Nicely done, serious media.