Sunday, February 07, 2010
The Audacity of Dope
Political Zen question: Which is more ridiculous -- writing crib notes in the palm of your hand, or scribbling them out?
Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ. Seriously? Our glorious librul media has plagued our poor eyes and ears for weeks over this joke of a "convention" that ended up with a grand total of about a thousand attendees? That's it? A thousand preening morons paying dearly to listen to Sasha Farce use her palm as a cheat sheet to recite the same schtick she's babbled for 18 months straight. And Palin, compared to opening acts Joseph Farah and Tom Tancredo, made the most sense.
So for a trumped-up event that ended up drawing fewer people than the average farmers' market out here in the sticks, we get to hear for the past month -- and probably several months to come -- what a sea change this is. Great job, media tards. Keep up the awesome work.