This part was just priceless:
That sounds about right. Of course these abortion bills are about nothing so much as controlling women's reproductive rights, while leaving men's untouched. Seems fair.
Not sure what these people are aiming for in the long run -- an almost comically oppressive Saudi-style Assbackwards-stan, where women aren't allowed to drive or vote, rape victims instead of their attackers are punished, and hamburgers eat people; or a Handmaid's Tale dystopia.
Considering that 99% of these stupid bills are proposed and passed by liver-spotted pervs who couldn't get laid at Mardi Gras with a truckload of beads and 55-gallon drums of Red Bull and Grey Goose, and their dried-up sob sister enablers, either scenario is manifestly possible.
Yes, folks, your modern Republican party -- taking you back to the 1870s, one bill at a time.