Thursday, October 20, 2005

Wanky Goes To Hollywood

It's enough to make me want to leave the state while he's here, even though Hollywood's almost 600 miles away. Get out of my state, Fucko. Go back to your tumbleweed farm and break open some Jim Beam. At least the whores on Sunset don't pretend they're not.

What's really cool about this particular visit is that W wanted to hook up with Schwarzenegger to make himself look better, but Ahnuld refused because it'd make him look even worse. Already California Dems have been mighty aggressive in tethering the upcoming special election (meaning it was commissioned by people in short yellow buses) as part of the "Bush-Schwarzenegger" agenda.

And I agree with the commenter at The Talent Show who wanted a cite for Bush's little meme. Probably pulled it out of the same place as his Master Plan For America, so you may want to check his sphincter for paper cuts.


Anonymous said...

Ahnult is only too lucky the Rovians are busy covering what's left of their asses; had they been undisturbed by Hurricane Patrick, Arnie's ass would be burnt toast by now. God knows it's not that hard to swiftboat a foreigner with a thick accent and a shady past as the groper-in-chief at Gold's Gym.


Anonymous said...

Gonad the Bavarian is only too lucky that the Rovians are busy ducking for cover from the incoming Hurricane Patrick these days. Otherwise, they'd never let this slight to the First Shrub of the Republic go unpunished, swiftly and mercilessly. After all, how hard it is to swiftboat a foreigner with a thick acent and a shady past as a groping enthusiast at Gold's Gym?


Anonymous said...

Sorry, Heywood, I left the same message twice; this damn software didn't seem to show it the first time I posted. Feel free to delete one of them.

nelly123 said...

Where in Northern California do you live?

(Just curious. I'm in NYC, but will be visiting Mendocino in the near future.)

Basket said...

Bon jour. Le temps amer que je vois.

Chercher le temps et quelques comment terrien ici.

Blog agréable.

Je devrai revenir plus tard.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the intellectual cream of this country hasn't yet discovered your blog, Heywood, but, judging from the comment above, you're now definitely on the radar of French spammers.

Flatté, peut-être?


Heywood J. said...


I like the double post. There are subtle, yet notable, variations between the two, plus some good Arnold smackdown in each. I'm leaving them both up, as well as the French spam. Laissez les bontemps roulez!

Heywood J. said...


The closest town to me that you would have heard of is Chico; I'm about 20 miles due west of there.

Mendocino is a very beautiful area, especially along the coastline. I would highly recommend the towns of Mendocino, Albion, Caspar, that area. Very scenic, and there's some incredible redwood groves you can drive through, between the coast and the town of Elk, en route to the town of Boonville, which has an excellent brewery.

I used to live inland, in Ukiah, for several years, playing music at the local clubs. It's okay there, but once you head north into the hills, there's a lot of odd folk. On an average of once every six months, I'd meet someone who'd insist with a straight face that they'd been abducted by a UFO in the past.

Odd coincidence, that the only humans these proctonauts ever choose to take up into their astral cruisers for some ass-spelunking are stoners and goofballs.

Heywood J. said...

Oh, and I just saw the gravatar for "Basket". Okay, that one's definitely a keeper. She's trés chaud. Voulez-vous couchez avec Heywood, cheri?

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