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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

The Five Stages Of Stupidity


  1. Ridiculous.


  2. Ridonculous.


  3. Ricockulous.


  4. Retardulous.


  5. Republican -- especially James "Plants Cheerios in his backyard because he thinks they're donut seeds" Inhofe:

In a wide-ranging interview in today’s Tulsa World, in which Inhofe also reiterates his support for the “Bridge to Nowhere” as “one of the few things in Washington that works,” gets wistful for the Cold War and claims that global warming is merely a front for “international economic movements”(??), Inhofe saves his most insane salvos for the situation in Iraq.

“What’s happened there is nothing short of a miracle,” said the Senator, who is also very proud to tell you that in the recorded history of his family, there has never been a divorce or homosexual relationship, and that if you believe in global warming, well, you’re sort of like a Nazi.



Yes, Tulsa World, despite the cosmopolitan pretensions in its name, sounds like it'd be outclassed by Field & Stream or Cowpie Quarterly, but still, Inhofe is a United States Senator, putatively the world's greatest serious deliberative body.

We may have to put the Sooner State up on the "On Notice" board, and try to talk Missouri into reading it to them. In the meantime, with jerkoffs like Inhofe dragging the GOP down, Schwarzenegger's pretty much looking like the professor emeritus of that clown tent.

4 comments:

KayInMaine said...

LOL Great post!

Heywood J. said...

Thanks!

Firestarter5 said...

The mere fact that this imbecile is even a United States Senator should send shockwaves throughout the entire population.

Heywood J. said...

F5:

You did see this recent poll, didn't you? Doesn't say what percentage of nacho monkeys even know who their senators are, but shit, I bet it's not even 35%. We're fuckin' doomed.